Researchers have recently identified statistically significant differences between the thinking patterns of gringos and Mexicans. The following questions are designed to help us determine whether you have a cognitive style typical of a gringo or a Mexican.
(1) You have a rash on your leg. What do you do?
a. Go to a dermatologist.
b. Rub your wounds with a mixture of lime, garlic, and salt.
c. Pick up a special pomada at the vetinary supply store.
(2) You want to ask about the well-being of a friend. What do you say? (All responses have been translated into English.)
a. How are you?
b. How are the vibrations?
c. What fart?
(3) Which of the following can be used as a personal lubricant during safe sex?
a. A water-based product like K-Y
b. Oil of olay
c. Dandruff shampoo
(4) You consider yourself a straight guy. You'll have sex with...
a. Women only
b. Women for free--guys have to pay
c. Anybody who looks good in a dress
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